Mike Glazer Self-Destructs

If you've ever wanted to hear the words, "so the Swifties were battling the Nazis," come to this show. As Kanye West said, "it's good deal."

When Kanye shared Mike Glazer's joke in 2025, Glazer thought his life was about to change. And it did, in the worst way imaginable... until the Swifties saved his life.

Glazer wishes the following weren't true, but he has a powerpoint full of receipts to prove it: he was a strip club sponsored roller hockey goalie, nearly became an opium kingpin, shared his phone number with the world in a stupid prank gone wrong, and somehow became the CIA on Instagram.

-------------- About Mike Glazer: Mike Glazer is a twisted storyteller, like an evil Mike Birbiglia. His chaotic, true stories haveappeared on Comics Unleashed (CBS), Netflix Is A Joke Festival Presents: Mike Glazer, The F Word with Gordon Ramsay (FOX), and Worst Cooks in America (Food Network). In addition to his TV appearances, he has also performed at the NHL Awards and major festivals, including SXSW and Outside Lands, and is an Emmy-nominated writer for HBO.

After breaking the internet for getting Kanye West to quit X: a viral saga involving Taylor Swift’s Swifties, Elon Musk, and the CIA, Glazer is now touring his new hour, Mike Glazer Self-Destructs, following a sold-out Los Angeles run.